In the gorillaz song clint eastwood, i thought he was saying
"I aint happy, Im a female fag"
He's really saying "I aint happy, Im feelin glad"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My little sister told all her friends that Clint Eastwood was the singer of the band Gorrilaz.. ^^;
— Saffy - I thought that there was a law that all movies had to have a happy ending— Quatsch
- I thought my parents had written "Don't Worry, Be Happy".Anon
- That a dog humping someone's leg was just really happy. — Ruben
- I generally believed in happy endings!— Claire
- I used to believe that if you used the kids' shampoos that said 'no tears' it would make you happy.— Emmy