Where's the restroom? Well, a very well known song by Credence Clearwater Revival goes, "... Don't go out tonight, it's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise."
When I was five until I was about nine, I used to think the song said, "....There's a bathroom on the right."
I always got a little embarrased when that line came 'round. Never liked people telling me where the bathroom was, assuming I needed to "go."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

you weren't the only one
36 of you believed this
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- There's a bad moon on the rise = There's a bathroom on the rightAnon
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- My mom used to think the song "Theres a bad moon on the rise" actully said "Theres a bathroom on the right."— MacKenzie
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- For many years, I thought "There's a bad moon on the rise" was "There's a bathroom on the right".— Thunderfoot