my brother used to tell me that he booked the whole bus whenever we got onto an empty bus. and when people got on i'll ask "I thought you said you booked it?" and he will come up with excuses like "that's my employee. He's called Mr ____
A childhood belief about buses

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to believe that tv people were tiny famous people that lived inside that box with a window called TV.— Miguel Horacio
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- My brother was terrorised by an imaginary charecter called anorak doo-dah— Corin
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies
- I used to think that the right sides of roads are empty in England, since everyone drives on the left.Anon