My mother told me an Exorcist was a man who "Drives away demons". Then I asked my dad what an Exorcist was. He said "A man who says prayers, uses special objects, and things like that to get demons out of peoples body". Combining these two bits of info together, I thought they would exorcise the demon, toss him in his car trunk, and drive him to heck.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When I first heard "The Exorcist," I thought that "The Exorcist" was something about exercising and work out.Anon
- for years i was afraid to throw up because i thought it meant i was possessed like in the exorcist.Anon
- As a kid I thought dogs stupid but funny and that cats were evil demons. — Gemini
- I thought that exorcise and exercise both meant the same thing— Dobby Bob
- i used to believe people were put in coffins because they were special cars that could drive you to heaven!— jym
- I used to think I had the special power of being able to smell things with my finger.— Pablo