my dad told me that when he was a kid a song came out that went ' Denise , Denise', Denise , Denise.
He used to think it was ' beneath the knees , beneath the knees ' . He used to wonder how you could just love a woman beneath the knees.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if passed beneath a rainbow I would turn into a woman.— Felipe
- When looking at the clouds and seeing them move I use to think it was the world rotating beneath.— Andy
- i used to believe that when i had an itch or a tickle, it was because there were ants crawling beneath my skin— Willa
- I used to believe that kidneys were located in your knees.Anon
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie