my boyfriend was told by his parents that they won him at an auction. and yes, he still hasn't forgiven them for it.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- Hasn't everyone, at some point or another, believed that pickles grew on trees? I sure did.— Matt c.
- my boyfriend used to think that Hanna and Barbera were two women that did all the cartoons— Helen
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- My parents told me that they only had sex twice...me and my brother.— Sara
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- When I was little, my parents told me if i ate my fish sticks, I would become invisible.— Jake