When my little brother's class teacher asked him to recite the two times table as a punishment for talking in class, he stood up and said:
''Duh-de-duh-de-duh, Du de du de du, de-du-de-duh-duh...''
''Stop!'' screamed his class teacher. ''WHAT was THAT?''
''I can remember the tune,'' said my little brother, ''but I can't remember the words''.
A childhood belief about counting
others believed things like this
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- I used to think that teachers always had to officially announce to the whole class why someone was off sick.Anon
- I used to think the Senior Center was where all the high school seniors got to hang out and cut class— Jordan
- I was told that spaghetti grew on trees and i anounced it in class one day in grammer school.— w.b.