I used to think that "infared" could be pronounsed either "infa-red" or "inffrared" (pronounced in-frared(like in-prayer-ed with an f insted of a p )
Now i know there is no such word as "infrared"
I still think infared looks like infrared though.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought 'infrared' was the past of 'to infrare'.
— Lloyd B - When I was young I used to think that WHSmith was all one word, and was thus pronounced "Wwwhhhhuuusmith"— Nathan
- I used to believe that the word 'circumstances' was pronounced 'circus dancers'.— Mel
- When i first saw the word "Czech" somewhere, i pronounced it "siz-ETCH" in my head — Pachisu
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- I thought firefighters were really "firefires," and burned houses down insted of putting them out.Anon