When I'd ask my dad what he did at work, he'd say he "made money." So for a long time, I thought he carved out Lincoln's head on the pennies and used a machine to cut up the dollar bills.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to think that of you ripped a dollar 100 pennies would fall out of the rip.— Glad I never tried it
- i thought an ATM machine was something which gave free money!!— Armani
- I bbelived that the process of "making money" was taking a dollar bill and ironig it.Anon
- I used to believe that coin change could turn into actual paper money if you left it alone for a long time. — Marcus O
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen