I went to a Catholic school for elementary education. When it rained, I used to think that God was peeing.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that when it rained, it was actually God peeing on us because he was mad at the world— Orejita0925
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon