i used to believe that my body had two pipes running from my mouth, one down to me front bottom & the other to me back bottom [as i would call them! ] So when i'd choke on my food & my mum would say that its gone down the wrong hole i would really think that i would poo from me front bottom or wee from me back bottom! I remember being so confused & dissapointed when this never happened!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when you had cancer, your bottom would be in front instead of in back. Anon
- I used to think my belly bottom was my "front butt" lol i know...stupid!— Megan
- I used to believe that your bottom teeth were actually in your bottom— jez
- i thought if you went to the bottom of the earth you would fall off.— Tiffany Amber Stefanko
- I used to believe that elfs lived in the hedge at the bottom of my garden!!
— The milky bargirl - I used to believe that the reflection at the bottom of cup of liquid was a crocodile waiting to gobble me up.— Aaron