In Spanish Class in kindergarten, the Spanish teacher taught us a song about "Up and Down". The lyrics were simply "ariba... abajo...", but when he said "abajo", I thought he was saying "a bottle". I raised my hand and told the teacher that my little brother drank from a bottle. He ignored my remark, clearly having no idea what I was talking about.
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to believe that Spanish and Italian were the same language;Spanish was for boys and Italian for girlsAnon
- Until about 2nd grade, I thought they spoke Spanish in China.Anon
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- I used to believe that to speak Spanish all you had to do was a an "o" to the end of each word. — !!.-ariel-.!!
- I used to believe the dolphins speak in spanish.— Cristian from Colombia