Okay..when I was little..I thought that that song, oh I dont even know what it is called..Something about I Got the party!...Well I thought that it said- I Got the parlor!....&& Then in the Jefferson themesong where it says "..to the deluxe apartment, in the sky.." I Thought it was "..He loves Carpotza in the Dine!.."..lol yeah I dont know what was wrong with me, but I certanily thought it was right!.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon
- i thought that if you sucked yerr thumb long enough it would turn green. dont ask why! — jordan
- There was a Chinese takeaway near us called the Orient Express. I thought it was Onion Press. Yeah.— Spook
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- Oldies Song Peggy Sue. I used to think that he was talking about how much he loves his "Baggy Suit".— Randy
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon