In fourth grade my friend and I thought we were cool and swearing was the "cool" thing to do. So we would yell at her dog "Get off me you f*ck!" and use swears totally wrong everytime her mom would try and yell at us she would end up laughing.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i used to yell at the moon and sun for following me— rachel
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- When I was little, I used to love dinosaurs, and thought that they didnt poop because they were too cool....— Melanie
- One of my friends told me that when he was a kid he thought windmills were used to keep cows cool!— Julie
- To this day my friend (he's 17) swears that chipmunks are baby squirrels.— Liz
- I used to believe that we had winter to cool off the earth because it got too hot. Thanks, mom.— Jon