I used to think that "Dancing queen" by the BeeGees went like this:
Dancing Bean, fell the touch of my tangerine!
oops.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the dancing rats from the nutcracker lived under my dresser.— Molly
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe that my mum was the queen. She does look a bit like the queen... minus the orb and sceptre.— Vix
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I still belive that if you stick a bean up your nose for a cople of days it will sprout— Leah