i've never been to church, but, when i was younger, i used to ask one of my neigbours if they could come out. But they always said, sorry, we have to go to sunday school. I thought, ooohhh, those poor people have to go to school on sunday, life must be bad for them.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- that the money I gave at sunday school would go straight to God.— christine
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- I used to think you could only eat sundaes on sunday.Anon
- I used to think that everyone's birthday, including my own, always had to be on a Sunday.Anon
- I wasn't allowed to cut my nails on a sunday , don't ask me why.— martin