in church, where they say "let us proclaim teh mystery of faith. christ has died, christ is risen, christ will come again." I thought they said "christ has dies, christ is PRISON."
and that kinda threw me off, cuz like i didn't want to go to church and then have 2 go to prison.
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A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- I used to believe the Christ was born
on Christmas Day and crucified the
following Easter.— William Golding - I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to believe when a person was convicted of a crime and sent to prison, his lawyer went to prison, too.— Tara
- I thought "prison" and "prism" are the same words as each other.Anon