I used to think that people could only sing about stuff that really happened to them. Not about things they made up, or stories from the past. I thought this for a disturbingly long time...
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.— linds
- I believed that linguini was made of tape worms and was scared to eat pasta for a long time!— Mojo!
- I used to think that when Dad turned the radio up in the car the artist was made to sing louder!!— Sparks
- I thought when the Big Bang happened it made an actual bang noise— Catte
- I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!Anon
- My little brother once asked my mother when we past a couple of factories.. if the factories made clouds— nicky