my sister, when she was really little, didn't understand that people were different colors and why we were and everything. So she would call her friend Leslie "chocolate colored". When my mom asked her if that meant that she was "vanilla colored" she said No Mommy! We're pink!
A childhood belief about skin

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that vanilla wasn't a flavor. It just didn't have chocolate in it!— Andrea
- I used to think that little people in my penis had crayons and colored my pee yellow.— Ryan
- When I was younger, I used to think that people with different colored skin had different color poops.— Samuel
- I used to believe that the people who "colored" The Simpsons ran out of skin-toned crayons.Anon
- I used to believe vanilla were albino chocolate.— Alexa
- I used to think that vanilla was the absence of chocolate, not its own flavor.— Gen