As a child I believed that the human body was one hollow canal and so whenever I ate anything, I tried to do so while standing in order to give the food free passage to my feet and I'd watch dilligently for the time when I'd be filled up to my neck so I could stop eating.
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- My friend believed that eating bread crusts or eating mustard will give you curly hair.— Linda from Southern California
- I used to believe that cow udders were hollow bags full of milk.Yet I knew that human boobs were solidAnon
- I used to believe that as I ate food, I filled up, and that once I filled up completely, I would die. Anon
- I thought if food said it was fat free it meant you could eat as much as you want without getting fat!— Brainhead
- My dad used to say that if you ate standing up, then all the food would go to your big toe.Anon
- I always believed as a child your stomach was a big hand which squeezed your food out through your bum....— amc