Raised as an only child, I used big words for my age and usually got the meaning right. However in 1st grade, I came home and told my parents that I had a prostitute teacher that day! My parents didn't set me straight, when I reached 4th grade I'm sure they wish they had. I insulted their company in when I found out the woman was a "substitute", I refused to sit by her and asked my parents why they would lask a woman who sold her body, to dinner. I got set straight that night!!!
A childhood belief about teachers
others believed things like this
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that my parents WERE superheroes at night.
Anon - A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- My parents always told me at night the sticks we had played with throughout the day turned into snakes.. — Sarahb
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon