I was absolutely sure that teachers lived at school. One day, my friends and I leaned down to the ground and heard noises from under the floor. We deduced that it was our teacher's husband watching football and eating popcorn (very detailed, huh?). We told her that we knew her secret, expecting her to be amazed at our detective skills. She cracked up. Still, I refused to believe it until I visited my first grade teacher at her house. I felt like a retard.
A childhood belief about teachers

you weren't the only one
102 of you believed this
- i used to think teachers lived in the classrooms b/c they were there before you came and after you left.— josieg
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- It never occured to me as a child that teachers lived in houses. I thought they lived at school...— Heidi, Pittsburgh, PA
- I use to believe that teachers would live at school and sleep under there desks :) lol— Stephanie
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon