I used to think people on the West Coast of the US were the only people in the world without accents. If you went a little bit further east, everybody had Texas accents, and if you went to the East Coast, everybody had New York accents. I thought Midwestern people and East Coast people must be real jealous of the West Coast people, because we were the only normal ones. I sure was enlightened back then, huh?
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that people were born with accents.Anon
- I used to say " The ghost is clear!" Instead of "The coast is clear"— Jake
- When i was younger up untill i was like 8 or 9 i thought that famous people didnt poop only normal people!!!— kaitlin
- For along time I thought the Middle East and Eastern Europe were just different names for the same place!— Helllowerer
- I used to believe that the people in the TV were real people and if you unplugged your TV they would die.— Konfuzed
- I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim