when i 6, me and my friend decided pull down our pants & underwear and show our penises. he went first and whe he showed it i said how come you gots a macaroni over your penis? he said that was his penis and i said no and slapped him. i later learned that he just wasn't circumsiced yet.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I thought that the show Beavis and Butthead was called Penis and Butthead.— Porky's Butthole
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was abotu 5 or 6 i thought that if i were to pull hard enough on my pants, i would float away— Aaron