When I was a small child and heard the commodores sing, "She's a brick house", I thought they were singing, "She's a brick....OW!" That never made a bit of sense to me
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I always believed I was safe from the big bad wolf because I lived in a brick house.— Beth
- Pink Floyd- Brick Wall.
I used to believe it was "we don't need no fart control" in the second line there.— Norwegian Dude From Kopervik - I used to think the line in Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall was "No dogs allowed in the classroom."— Gretchen
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- my friends mom used to sing "you talk sense" instead of utah saints.— nikki
- When I was a child I thought that dogs can see ghosts but now I think that they can sense disaster— Steven Altamirano