When I was young I always used to get the words "prodigy" and "prostitute" mixed up. And my older brother, after a piano lesson wanted to show off too me and out parents. When he was done, we all clapped and I blurted out " Well arent you just a child prostitute!"
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon - my grandma told me not to eat pizza coz the "brown squiggly" stuff there arent burnt cheese but WORMS!
— Mimi - when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela