I used to believe that my poo was chocolate cookies for the toilet to eat, and the my urine was warmed lemonade. YUK!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- I thought pink lemonade came from pink lemons.Anon