When I was about four, my mom was having another baby and some very weird cravings, so she used to stick these weird white olives on her fingers and eat them one by one. One day I was watching Sesame Street and Wayne Brady was on, who, as you know, is a black man, and his fingernails showed really prominently as white on his dark figers. Well, his fingernails looked just like the white olives my pregnant mom used to eat, so that's what I thought they were. Therefore, any black guy I saw on TV I thought was pregnant.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant
others believed things like this
- I thought that old movies were black and white because the world was black and white then. — K
- I thought the Mountain of Olives was made out of Olives— Tanuki
- pimento olives caused women to become pregnant— fancy pants
- I used to believe women became pregnant by eating pimento olives.Anon
- I used to think that the old days were actually black and white because of the old black and white pictures.— Leigh Taylor
- I used to believe that black olives were made out of whale skin.— Troyson