I used to beleive as a kid that doing a pooh was a guy thing and that girls just didnt pooh. I held this belief right up until my 18th birthday when the morning after the night of heavy drinking before my sister came out of the bathroom and (as a joke) said she had just done 'a big grog bog'. I was totally floored and thought she was just kidding around. I replied 'yeah right as if you could you are a girl'.
I have never lived it down with all my mates when it was revelaed that this is what I seriously thought right up unitil I was 18.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- i used to think that white dog pooh that you used to see a lot was what little white scottie dogs didAnon
- I believed we were little kids till we were 17, and at our 18th birthday we woke up as adults.— Hoppip
- My sister uesd to think that you did a whole year's worth of growing in the night before your birthday.— Richard Davies
- I used to belief sloths lived in trees outside my childhood home. My older sister told me so.Anon
- That "This morning" was "The Smorning"
And "This afternoon" was "The Safternoon"
Yeah....Anon - i didn't beleive this, but a kid my sister knew thought if he screamed in a really high voice, he ran faster.Anon