There is a song that goes "Bulldoze paradise, and put up a parking lot". When I heard it, I misheard it al "Bulldoze paradise, and put up a f***ing lot. I asked my dad how they could play such a vulgar song on the radio and in malls, unbleeped. He just looked at me funny. Now I know why!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when a song finished on the radio it would play again on the next station— Maria
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ