When I was before the age of five, I used to believe when a couple married, they would totally change their names. So when my aunt would call my mom, Jean,I would think,"hmmm, I wonder what her name was before she was married?
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- I used to think that when a couple got married and went on their honeymoon, they took a vacation to the moon.— Jen
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - i used to believe, that if you were married you were a mum and dad— Fay
- when I was little I used to think you had to have a baby before you got married!— Supergirl