When I was about 7, my mom finally told me about sex. She brought out the word "genes". It puzzled me for a second but for some odd reason I asked "so, theres little blue jeans floating inside you?" i thought that they were jeans that somehow were smothered onto the baby. and thats why the babys were so wet and goey. she laughed and explained to me. what a mind can think up!
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?— music lover
- I used to think that neil diamond was singing about the reverend blue jeansAnon
- In 'Call Me Maybe', I misheard 'Ripped jeans skin' as 'Rich cheese skin'. — Carly Rae Cheddar
- When I was little I believed that the "F word" was fart. My mom laughed at me when I told her.Anon
- whenever the tv announcer said "brought to you", I thought it was one word - "brotue".Anon
- I thought assassin was a bad word for some reason (maybe because it has ass in it?)— Alberto Richardson