This is actually from my brother,
We he was 3 he used to think he was a robot!
One time my mom said "eat you dinner or I will have to spank you" Then my brother said “You can't my springs will pop out!"
A childhood belief about i'm different

others believed things like this
- One time my brother asked my mom why mosquitoes bite. She said it was because children are bad.— sue
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- My brother (who was 6 at the time) would never flush the toilet in fear of our new house being blown up! Anon
- That you had to marry your sibling. During this period of time I devoliped a crush on my brother.— don't worry I'm a girl
- My little brother for the londest time thought "How Bizare, How bizare." went "How's the bar, How's the car."Anon
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin