I thought the Bon Jovi song went "Shot through the heart and your to blame, you give love a bandaid" because I figured the bandaid covered the shot wound.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that scabs were God's bandaid.— Elizabeth
- I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon
- I thought the song "Hit me with your best shot" was "Hit me with your pet shark"Anon
- I used to believe my dentist could give me a shot to straighten my teeth and prevent cavities.— sircigar
- I used to believe that guns shot out blood because everytime somebody shot a gun in a movie you saw blood.Anon
- i used to think in the song "hit me with your best shot" was really "hit me while i'm on pot" yea.... i suck!!— Donna