When I was little, my grandma had a printer that made a whirring sound as it printed the paper. It sounded like a little voice saying, "Help me, help me, help me!" MY printer, on the other hand, had a cute little voice that said, "f*** you, f*** you, f*** you..."
A childhood belief about technology

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Internet banking printed money out of the printer in our home like an ATM. Anon
- I had my wife convinced that Steven Hawking made his fortune as the original voice for the speak N spell toy.Anon
- That if a pig loses its voice, it's disgruntled.Anon
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire
- When I was a kid I though facial hair on a man is what gave them the deep voice — Adrian Z.
- I used to believe the voice sped up at the end of ads was really just the world's fastest talker.Anon