I once saw an obese man at an amusement park and congratulated him on being pregnant.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- Maryland was actually a huge amusement park, i.e. Merry-Land, like Disneyland. — Julianne
- I used to think that the martians, played in the park at night— Erick Reinoso
- I used to beleive that unicorns really existed, and they had them at the Safari Park!— Julio Foolio
- my mum told me that the 'public' park was closing so she could go home— xx-lotty-pop-xx
- i used to believe that only humans got pregnant by having sex. sheep just magically became pregnant.— Lucy
- my dad told me that hershey park was made completely out of chocolateAnon