I thought the pop-song "Betty Davis Eyes" was Better days gone by.
I thought the song "Hooked on Fun" was saying "Hooked on Phonics"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song Bette Davis Eyes was called 'she's got better days besides'.— JJ Simpson
- The Kim Carnes song called 'Bette Davis Eyes' well my dad used to sing "She's got Dickie Davis Eyes" Anon
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"— Malcolm Lover
- In the song "Let's get it on", I seriously thought they were saying "candy on Crome". — Kate P