In my early teens, i didn't know what 'cum' meant. So i would always spell "come" as "cum" thinking it was just a shorter way of spelling "come". I felt so stupid when i learned the true meaning behind my spelling.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- When listening to the radio in the mornings I felt sorry for singers they had to come and sing that early. — Tereza
- I used to think that an imbecile was some type of seal, before knowing that it meant someone stupid.Anon
- When you ordered small fries they were just shorterAnon
- Airplanes got places faster because it was actually a shorter distance up there.Anon
- i used to spell eight "ate" cuz of the stuped: why was six afraid of seven, cuz seven ate(8) ten joke...— 8