I used to believe that when there was thunder it was because God was moving furniture around his house and it was raining because God was moping and he dumped his dirty water outside of His house.
A childhood belief about weather
others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that it would thunder when G-D was moving furniture in the sky.Anon
- I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.— kipperfeet
- I used to believe that when you moved house you swapped house with the person moving into your old house.Anon
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale
- I used to believe thunder was the sound of God rearranging his furniture.Anon