When I was eight a boy told me that penises tasted like candy. He was wrong.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought if you took some candy and buried in the yard, you would grow a candy tree.Anon
- My neighbor told me that the insides of acorns tasted like chocolate. They don't. They're really bitter.— Dial Zero
- I thought that the barber sign meant candy because I thought it looked like a candy cane.Anon
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- I used to believe that scars tasted like bubble gum— dani
- I used to believe what ever was brown tasted like chocolate— LEADY