You know how in Nightwish's song "Elvenpath" at the beginning it says "Accompanied only by the full moon and the howling of the night wolf, and the path beneath my feet. The elvenpath" ? Well, because of the accent the woman had I though she said "Accompanied only by the full moon and the howling of the night wolf, and the barf beneath my feet. The elephant barf" and I cracked up laughing thinking of a woman walking through a forest at night then suddenly walking into a puddle of elephant puke!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that salami was the meat from elephant's feet— Sarah
- I used to believe in the night my dog transformed in a wolf and ate the animals of my neighbourhood.— Tessy French students in eighth grade
- I used to believe that if passed beneath a rainbow I would turn into a woman.— Felipe
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- The moon is full of wotsits.Anon
- I used to believe that the full moon was God's flashlight.Anon