My friend was kinda confused by the lyrics to 'Whats my age again' by blink 182...We were listening to it and my friend said 'I'm surprised this song was allowed to be released' and I said 'Why?' and he said 'Well, its a bit racist'.......Turns out he thought it was called 'Wheres my Asian friend'....Fool.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.Anon
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- My friend thought butterfly was actually called a 'flutterby.'— BlutterBly?
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid