When I was little (about 3) I asked my mum what sex was, she said it was chocolates for mummies and daddies.
So, on my mum's birthday I went to the shops and asked for some, the lady kindly told me what sex was.
oops!
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think small furniture shops were basically cottage converted charity shops.Anon
- i once believed that foil in the chocolates are part of what we should eat.— angela
- I use to think that mummies were wrapped in toilet paper.— Glowworm
- I used to belive ( along time ago) that the pads my mom used were diapers for mummies.— Kristie
- when i was younger i thought that babies could see out of the mummies belly button— strawberry
- i use to believe that when you died you were reborn, but you had different mommies and daddies— kimberly