i asked my mum one day why girls didn't have a 'willy wonka' (my name for it at the time). my mum told me that girls didn't pull up their pants fast enough after peeing and birds came and pecked it off.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if i bought a Wonka Bar I would find a golden ticket and get to see Willy Wonka.— Sally
- I used to belive that boy's peniuses were for peeing on spider webs, so they wouldn't scare girls— StarTrekFreak
- that cats were only girls and dogs were only boys. I definetly didn't get the whole reproducing thing yet.— Jamie
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I used to believe all babies came out as girls and later on in life some of those girls turned into boys — Tom
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art