When I was about 6 I asked my dad where I came from. He told me I came from a stork. To this day I don't know why my dad was screwing a stork!
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- i know that this is not very original, but i used to think that baby's came from the stork.— J Dog
- When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.— Matteo
- Until i was 7,I believed that the stork actually delivered babies.
I was a very stupid kid....— DumbKid - My mom used to tell me that she the stork gave me to her in exchange for a pound of kroger salt.Anon
- I told my son that he used to be in my tummy when he was 4. So he asked me," Mommy why did you swollow me?"
— Christopher's mom - When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B