When I was in Kindergarten I came home and told my mom that there was a French girl in my class. Come to find out she was actually Vietnamese... although my Grandmother likes to say that I was just exceptionally bright seeing as the French once occupied Vietnam.
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- I used to believe that french fries were made of bread.— tendersoul