In the Supremes song, Love Child, I thought that the words "hold on just a little bit" instead said "Wait (why don't you put on a condom?) Seemed logical enough.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- that song that goes *bring me a higher love*
i thought it said *breathing in iron lung*— oi - My brother thought the trees made the wind...logical.— peter
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou