When I was around six, I thought that the opening lyrics to the song Will You Be There by Michael Jackson, which are "hold me like the river Jordon", were "hold me like a pickalick joe-me". I dont' have any idea how I got that, but I remember singing it too all of my parent's friends and wondering why they were laughing.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Michael Jackson and Nancy Kerrigan were the same person. No idea why.— Diana
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)— aj