I used to think that in the ashlee simpson song Boyfriend, they were saying " i dance to your boyfriend" when actually she was saying " i didn't steal your boyfriend" i wondered for ages.. why she would dance TO someones boyfriend
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- my boyfriend used to think that Hanna and Barbera were two women that did all the cartoons— Helen
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- I used to believe when a dog humped you it was trying to dance with you. Anon
- One of my friends used to believe that appendixitis was a Hawiian dance. — Jessica Tinch (belief by Tara Luethke)
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- i used to believe that cats were aliens and dogs wanted to dance with them and eat pie!— joah nacobs