i used to think if you didnt fart you would float away into the sky because i was weird like that. that was 23 years ago
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe you could fart a bubble from swallowed gum and float away.....— Michele
- I used to think that God didnt have ankle because he didn't need them as he could float.— lucyloop
- i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts upAnon
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.— I beleieve I can fly.....
- I used to believe that until gravity was invented, people used to just float around!— Meg